A girl just told me that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and I had no come back. I just got owned by an 8 year old
She followed this up with ‘girls go to college to get more knowledge’ so this kid is clearly all about smashing the patriarchy through rhyme and I respect that
(Source: benchiladas, via the-goat-that-rocked)
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why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
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BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.
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Further studies in fluid dynamics.
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this is one of the most satisfying things i have ever seen
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Catches rain water for you to use in the squirty gun
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